"can you please help me to zip up my jacket?"
"sure, come here, my petit."
"you know, you should stop drinking so much coffee."
"excuse me?" i had to make sure that i didn't hear it wrong, my kids talk way too fast.
"you should stop drinking so much coffee."
"hello, mum! stop hiding behind little kids, it must be you!" i thought to myself, "okay, but why?"
"well, you know, you smell like coffee."
i'm not sure if i want to get a coffee-scented perfume if it ever gets invented.
cos i could still walk around carrying a cup of coffee and smell pretty much the same.
though i probably should cut back my coffee consumption and go to bed earlier.
thanks to my blunt kids.
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