laïcité

if you've ever done any french, you would have come across this word called "laïcité".

being laïque in france means that there's no such thing as religious studies at school.

well, some private schools do have such classes and that's why they're private.

so during the break time, a girl in my cp class came to complain about a boy telling them that there are vampires and she got so scared.

the teacher got so annoyed, she told her, "well, have you seen a vampire before? with your own eyes?"

"no."

"there you go, there's no such thing if you haven't seen it."

the poor little girl seemed unconvinced.

"i assure you there's no such thing, just like father christmas and god, it's just a made-up word."

here you're a perfect example of the classic french laïcité.